i went around my local area and had a chat with some degenerate little wankers too see what they thought about good music.
J: So what do you think of metal then?
Degen1: JITTER!!!
J: Your vocabulary seems to be limited to only a few select words,why that that be so?
Degen2: FUCK YOU JITTER!!
J: no please, answer my question..
Degen1: my dad was..
J: (interupting) how old is your dad?
Degen1: oi jitter if you want to 'ere' this then listen...so yeh, my brother was...
J: (interupting again) didnt you just say it was your dad?
Degen1: yeh my brother and dad are the same person...duh...
J: oh that explains quite alot really.....
Degen2: OI JITTER LEAVE MY MUM ALONE!!
J: how old are you both?!?
Degen1: im 15
Degen2: in 11
J:........and your..your his mum?!
Degen1: yeh jitter.
J: so well, why doyou catagorize people who listen to good music into the section of jitter?
Degen1: well i think its got somthing to do with hthe fact that we are infact the scum of the earth, and well lets be
honest here john (may i call you john?)
J: no, dont touch me
Degen1: oh..ok...well lets be honest here john, we are infact intimidated by the notion that you have your own sense
in individuality and that we are all grubby whores who will turn out to be out own parents in the long run...but still due
to the fact that we are generally worse then EVERYONE else in the world i urge you to bully, ridicule and mock us as much
as possible...for the sake of humanity...
conclusion::: well there you have it people, the reason why we are actually superior to that of neo-southmead (neo meaning
the worst part, neo makes it sound hella cool) and well lets be truthful here..the rest of the world are our underlings really
arnt they.....now excuse me, but i must gloat....gloat for the world!
