"I's rather be the prom queen than sleep with a large case"

Louis Barnes, December 25th 2002.

EXCLUSIVE LOUIS BARNES INTERVIEW :

NATH: so lou, if you were given one wish what would it be?

LOU: to be prom queen at the next senior ball, theres nothing better than that fresh feeling of citizenship flowing up your dress as you walk up that isle to receive your crown.

NaTH : Oh, louis, you flurt ! Anyway, where do you see yourself in ten years?

LOU: chilling out with my husband in las vegas having some bacardis.

NATH:thats nice. so when did this whole "elton john" thing start?

LOU : Do we have to talk about this?

NATH : yes.

<<<< silence >>>>>

LOU: oh, ok, but only for you, LOL

NATH : haha

LOU : well it was when i was about 8 years old and i thought, George Michaels great!!!! why cant i be like him, y'know, it was an identity dispute really, at first i had it all wrong, i was one of those "look at me im so gay" guys. but as time went on i matured and much to my surprise i found myself.

NATH : Its nice to see that a faggot like your self can admit to living the wrong way

LOU : You have offended me, how ignorant and narrow minded. just cos im not afraid to be myself.

NATH : Marmite miner

LOU : AI!!

NATH:Fudge packer

LOU: thats it, im going

NATH : Good you chocolate chimney sweep.

My analysation of this interview is that friendship cannot be bought with money, gambling is wrong and that you can bet on. stay in school kids, here are some more photos of louis to get you going.

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