NATH : I must admit John, ive been awaiting this day for along time, so what can you tell us about nitric acid?

JOHN : Well thats simple nathan, you see, nitric acid is about as dangerous as putting an ink cartridge in a sandwich and not eating it, but leaving it in a briefcase to rust, like so many broken dreams before it.

NATH : I see, and what are you going to do to keep the youngsters of byker grove away from adhesive.

JOHN : Well thats an easy one nathan, you see, im going to issue evry youth or adolescant with a baretta 9mm handgun, in doing so will place their attention elsewhere, so we can focus on the real issues, the asians.

NATH : I see,its nice to see that there are still people like you in this world. now moving onto propane

JOHN : (interrupting) Propane is a gas.

 

NATH : Oh.

    THE END

My conclusion ::: JOhn is a busy man with busy matters, but his legacy will live on in thse amusing pictures.