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Rich, sucks some serious ass- exclusive interview and photo shoot

" I dont call myself the flamed virtuoso for attention or because im big headed,its mainly because since i was 12 my dream was to sex up Paul Daniels, y'know that sexy magician? and by being the flamed virtuoso i can make my dream come true."

Rich shilletoe ( a.k.a - Mr.AIDS )

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Nath : So rich, whats with the whole marilyn monroe lookalike thing?

Rich: hahaha, well im gay.

Nath: Oh.

<<<<<incredibely long silence>>>>>>

Nath: So where abouts are you career whise at the mo?

Rich: I always wanted to be a rally driver but they didnt let me cos i think opeth are pure teenage angst and clearly im an asshole.so i started to form a band called the "rich is a poo" band but i thought i was being abit to honest so i changed the name to - "im cool" to lead people away from the truth.
 
Nath : Why dont you try being good for a change?

Rich: well nath it just doesnt work.

<<<<<<<<<<ENTERS PAT>>>>>>>>>>>>
 
Pat: i just have to ask -  what's with being worse than everyone, is it a purposefull thing ?

Rich: hahaha, no i just suck ass.

 THE END

Interviews conclusion :::: As an interviewer i have to say, garfield is a great cartoon but why wasnt there ever a cheaper worse spinoff with odie as a main charachter?





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